Have you guys ever considered that there is more than waiting for weekend when you can start to drink and leave your passed week behind you. I mean, it seems like the human being is living just for these 2 days of a week. What about the other 5? Most people hate them, because they have either to work or to study during those days? So technically you will enjoy those other days when you don't work or go to school, sounds logical doesn't it?
Almost, what would you do during the week, when all of your friends are having their schedules? You probably could spent some time with training or sleeping but after a while it would become boring, so you need an activity that keeps you busy.
Activities usual cost money, but you don't have any so you need to get some.
You see there are a lot of factors which play a role on your way to happiness, so take a deep breath for the one and only solution, only known by those who fixed all of these problems without working hard for it.
This solution is so simple, that you will say: "Oh my gosh, I should have know".
You just have..
..omg, I'm so exited that I can't even sit, I have to stand up..
.. and now I have to go and grap my laptop because, it's uncomfortable trying to type on my computer while standing..
..and my laptop is just running out of battery so I need to charge it, give me a second..
(Isn't it interesting how everything goes wrong when you're trying to say something important? It's called Murphy's law..)
.. and now I got enough battery to tell you the secret but it's pretty difficult typing with one hand because the other hand is still holding the laptop so I sit down and you stand up..
and now I'm sitting so the answer is..
You just have to win in Lotto
Really clever isn't it?
Of course you can say it's almost impossible, but you're saying it.. it's ALMOST impossible..
Just imagine, there is a game in Europe called Euro Millions. In which you can win more than 100 millions this is a "one" with 8 "zeroes".
You win in it, so you never have to work anymore, if you're bored you fly somewhere, where it's night just to party, then you go somewhere else for shopping or if it's raining you go there where the sun shines. You could go wake-boarding with your own yacht all day long only because you did it once and you had fun.
Cars will be chosen when they fit with your suit. For 6 millions you could buy Charlie Sheen's Villa where he installed a porno cinema (This guy is so great, I'm so sad he isn't Uncle Ben's anymore.. I mean Charlie.
You could learn all the useless shit you want and you never thought about it, because you didn't have enough money to throw around, like learning how to draw a boat or fly a jet or better, how to drive a hovercraft or one of those languages you start to learn, because you had a crush on a girl from Norway.
In your own house you don't walk anymore, you use quad bikes to go to toilette. You would own a changing room which is as big as your former flat.
You would have such a big garden, that you would pay somebody who escorts you, just not to get lost.
You would procure exotic pets and I'm not talking about rare fishes. No, you would have f**king Free Willy in your pool.
Yeah life is great if you'd only knew the 5 true numbers and 2 stars.
As you said, it's almost impossible, but the fact is, that the highest jackpot ever hit was more than 191 million Euros. That's a "one" and a "nine" and "one".. and some other numbers.
Think about it and when anyone of you wins, do not forget who gave you the idea ;)
Good Luck
Cheers
Almost, what would you do during the week, when all of your friends are having their schedules? You probably could spent some time with training or sleeping but after a while it would become boring, so you need an activity that keeps you busy.
Activities usual cost money, but you don't have any so you need to get some.
You see there are a lot of factors which play a role on your way to happiness, so take a deep breath for the one and only solution, only known by those who fixed all of these problems without working hard for it.
This solution is so simple, that you will say: "Oh my gosh, I should have know".
You just have..
..omg, I'm so exited that I can't even sit, I have to stand up..
.. and now I have to go and grap my laptop because, it's uncomfortable trying to type on my computer while standing..
..and my laptop is just running out of battery so I need to charge it, give me a second..
(Isn't it interesting how everything goes wrong when you're trying to say something important? It's called Murphy's law..)
.. and now I got enough battery to tell you the secret but it's pretty difficult typing with one hand because the other hand is still holding the laptop so I sit down and you stand up..
and now I'm sitting so the answer is..
You just have to win in Lotto
Really clever isn't it?
Of course you can say it's almost impossible, but you're saying it.. it's ALMOST impossible..
Just imagine, there is a game in Europe called Euro Millions. In which you can win more than 100 millions this is a "one" with 8 "zeroes".
You win in it, so you never have to work anymore, if you're bored you fly somewhere, where it's night just to party, then you go somewhere else for shopping or if it's raining you go there where the sun shines. You could go wake-boarding with your own yacht all day long only because you did it once and you had fun.
Cars will be chosen when they fit with your suit. For 6 millions you could buy Charlie Sheen's Villa where he installed a porno cinema (This guy is so great, I'm so sad he isn't Uncle Ben's anymore.. I mean Charlie.
You could learn all the useless shit you want and you never thought about it, because you didn't have enough money to throw around, like learning how to draw a boat or fly a jet or better, how to drive a hovercraft or one of those languages you start to learn, because you had a crush on a girl from Norway.
In your own house you don't walk anymore, you use quad bikes to go to toilette. You would own a changing room which is as big as your former flat.
You would have such a big garden, that you would pay somebody who escorts you, just not to get lost.
You would procure exotic pets and I'm not talking about rare fishes. No, you would have f**king Free Willy in your pool.
Yeah life is great if you'd only knew the 5 true numbers and 2 stars.
As you said, it's almost impossible, but the fact is, that the highest jackpot ever hit was more than 191 million Euros. That's a "one" and a "nine" and "one".. and some other numbers.
Think about it and when anyone of you wins, do not forget who gave you the idea ;)
Good Luck
Cheers
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