4 all my Clerks

Yesterday I found out, that there are a lot of people which are so hell bored, that they used to read my blog during office times. I thinks it's really a pity but on the other hand it's a great feeling to know, that clerks are payed to read my blog.


So this post is for all those who are to lazy to work or as they would call it "work a lot, but there is not enough work". 


Allright I explain you guys now the situation. Probably most of you would like to know, how the hell I broke my nose. Well it's a pretty long story.. Oh yeah, I forgot that you guys have enough time..


about a month ago, I was on a roller coaster not just  any one, it was a huge one.
That day I didn't feel very good because of muscle ache i had from the day before by weight lifting. So I went on the "extreme-cobra-killer-ultimate-machine-shaker-8000" (yeah, that was surely it's name), I didn't feel pretty comfortable 'cause I had one of those bad feelings like in final destination, except that I didn't stop anybody by entering the coaster.


On the coaster it shook me from one side on the other and suddenly the coaster started to lift off the rails and I knew I have to do something before we fall 289 meters (!) to the ground. All the people on the coaster screamed so loud, that I couldn't think or react, it was a noise like in one of those horror movies where the blond, dolly girl runs away from the killer knowing that she has no chance to escape. I saw that the people on the ground looked shocked and feared maybe from their point of view it looked much worse, actually from our point it didn't look better. Then I ripped my security belt off the seat, cling on the side that was lifting and started to hope that my weight was enough to get the coaster back to the rails.. it wasn't. So as the coaster was just about to turn, I took the rail in the same time and started to pull the coaster down. Now it's really necessary to repeat, that I really had a bad muscle ache. Anyway it seemed to work and the coaster got back to the rails, it was a little miracle. I don't know where this strength came from, maybe it was inside me, waiting to be unleashed. 


After another 4 rounds on the coaster (we already paid for it), we got back on the ground. It was a great experience seeing all those families hugging and coming together, others who were calling the boy- or girlfriend telling with tears what happened, policemen and paramedics running around and helping people to overcome the shock and last but not least the drunk guys who couldn't stop to vomit, after this hell of a ride.
Then I saw a firefighter looking at me and starting to clap, more and more people clapped until , as I thought, the whole adventure park was clapping. People came and shook my hand, knowing that I just saved the life of their families, girls came and kissed my cheek (I didn't blush, because it was self-evident, what I did) surprisingly even the mayor was there with a horde of photographers and journalists, congratulating me. 


And then this firefighter came over in slow motion, in the background I heard this epic sound and I just watched this guy and he winked at me. Then he rose his hand and said "Hi5", I wanted to raise mine as well, but I couldn't. After that maltreatment of my body, my muscle didn't listen to me anymore and because this firefighter was still walking in slow motion, he couldn't react fast enough, so he Hi5ed me in the middle of my face and that's the story how I broke my nose.


expect of the last part it was one of my best days ever.


This post was dedicated to Denise, my greatest fan of all my clerks out there. have fun ;)


Cheers

Reunion Party & Complications

I laughed my ass out this week, as I received a mail from Joel a.k.a "Sigi Al Jazeeri". 
It was about a "meet-your-aussie-schoolmate/I-know-what-you-did-last-winter-party", because most of the people who were with us Aussie-mania are back in country.

Just imagine this, I'm here since more than 3 months and they maybe just got back.. assholes!
Anyway I got this mail last thursday he wanted to launch the party on saturday..

And because it's so funny let's read it again: "I got this mail last thursday he wanted to launch the party on saturday.." isn't it nice how optimistic or drunk people must be to write such a thing?
And he must have definitely been one of them while he was writing it.


My lovely friends frome Australia oder Brazil won't get it. I'll tell you. If you wana organize something in Switzerland you have to do it at least 1 month before. Even if it's a "come an have some popcorn in my flat" with 2 friends. You don't believe it? let's take a look at the facts..
he invited about 30 people (I'm just guessing) out of them, only 6 said they COULD and out of them probabely just Sigi and a random drunk guy showed up.


Anyway Sigi is a great guy, very initiative to start something like this but you shouldn't COMPLAIN if nobody can come. After that he did a good one he already wrote a new letter with a previous date and an activation. Another suggestion, make a doodle plan with this you always keep the overview and the others as well. 


Before we meet we need to announce some rules, like there aren't enough laws here.. but one there isn't here: "You're allowed to drink on the street" and I know how much you like this one.

Lets call theese Rules > Doofy Rules! why? why not!


Doofy Rules:
1. Every participant must bring at least 8 pictures for each week he spent there on a USB stick or Laptop.
2. Every participant must speak about 2 situations he had over there and won't ever forget it.
3. Everybody who was in Australia is a Participant.
4. Everybody who won't show up is gay
5. Every participant must wear 1 personal garment which he/she had with him/her in Australia (to recognize the others) (what's a garment? > Google Transaltor > a "Clothing Piece" e.g. T-shirt, Skirt, Flipflops etc.
6. The Organizer (Al Jazeeri, Sigi) is committed to send every Participant a manual for "Ring of Fire"
7. Every participant is obligated to learn the Doofy Rules, the Ring of fire Rules and the security rules for the Swiss Asault Rifle
8. Every participant will attend a Test about every rule, only who passes will be let to the party.
9. Every participant will have to sign a form, in which he asserts that the Organizer (Al Jazeeri, Sigi) is a alwayls complaining human being.
10. Every participant has to bring his own camera and sunglasses (even if it's dark) to show his/her tourist status.
11. Everybody who's reading this is hell bored.


I will definitely be there and I'm really looking forward to see your paled faces and having fun with you like in old days.
I have to say, I really miss all of you and if I don't remember your name just don't take it personal..


By the way, rule number 12:
12. Every participant has to wear a sign on the chest with his name on it, visible for the other participants.


See you there


Cheers

My Secret Plan

Have you guys ever considered that there is more than waiting for weekend when you can start to drink and leave your passed week behind you. I mean, it seems like the human being is living just for these 2 days of a week. What about the other 5? Most people hate them, because they have either to work or to study during those days? So technically you will enjoy those other days when you don't work or go to school, sounds logical doesn't it?


Almost, what would you do during the week, when all of your friends are having their schedules? You probably could spent some time with training or sleeping but after a while it would become boring, so you need an activity that keeps you busy.
Activities usual cost money, but you don't have any so you need to get some.


You see there are a lot of factors which play a role on your way to happiness, so take a deep breath for the one and only solution, only known by those who fixed all of these problems without working hard for it.
This solution is so simple, that you will say: "Oh my gosh, I should have know".


You just have..


..omg, I'm so exited that I can't even sit, I have to stand up..


.. and now I have to go and grap my laptop because, it's uncomfortable trying to type on my computer while standing..


..and my laptop is just running out of battery so I need to charge it, give me a second..


(Isn't it interesting how everything goes wrong when you're trying to say something important? It's called Murphy's law..)


.. and now I got enough battery to tell you the secret but it's pretty difficult typing with one hand  because the other hand is still holding the laptop so I sit down and you stand up..


and now I'm sitting so the answer is..


You just have to win in Lotto


Really clever isn't it?


Of course you can say it's almost impossible, but you're saying it.. it's ALMOST impossible..


Just imagine, there is a game in Europe called Euro Millions. In which you can win more than 100 millions this is a "one" with 8 "zeroes".


You win in it, so you never have to work anymore, if you're bored you fly somewhere, where it's night just to party, then you go somewhere else for shopping or if it's raining you go there where the sun shines. You could go wake-boarding with your own yacht all day long only because you did it once and you had fun.
Cars will be chosen when they fit with your suit. For 6 millions you could buy Charlie Sheen's Villa where he installed a porno cinema (This guy is so great, I'm so sad he isn't Uncle Ben's anymore.. I mean Charlie.


You could learn all the useless shit you want and you never thought about it, because you didn't have enough money to throw around, like learning how to draw a boat or fly a jet or better, how to drive a hovercraft or one of those languages you start to learn, because you had a crush on a girl from Norway. 
In your own house you don't walk anymore, you use quad bikes to go to toilette. You would own a changing room which is as big as your former flat. 
You would have such a big garden, that you would pay somebody who escorts you, just not to get lost. 
You would procure exotic pets and I'm not talking about rare fishes. No, you would have f**king Free Willy in your pool.


Yeah life is great if you'd only knew the 5 true numbers and 2 stars.


As you said, it's almost impossible, but the fact is, that the highest jackpot ever hit was more than 191 million Euros. That's a "one" and a "nine" and "one".. and some other numbers.


Think about it and when anyone of you wins, do not forget who gave you the idea ;)
Good Luck


Cheers

Summer is coming to town

People, the urban survival label is back in town.


Last time I posted I was looking for a Co-host to post something. I gat to tell you I had so many answers, I'm still busy with reading 'em all.. Joke! Not one person was brave enough to write in my style and let everybody see his grammar mistakes.


But as I doubted that anybody will announce his appear into survival scene, my mate Luca told me he would love to. So a special applause for him!!!


Wohooo!!


I told him he can post something whenever he likes.. that was 3 weeks ago. I don't know if he forgot about it or if he's still trying, but till then, I'm gonna tell you the story.. the story about how I met your mother.. joke I did not meet your moms.. not of all of yours. Doesn't it sound weird when somebody says that to someone else than his kids? By the way. I'm so sad that the 6th season finished! What I'm gonna do 'til the next? 
I could watch an other serial.. noo!
I could spend some more time for learning.. noo!
I could do some social work to help other people.. actually a good idea but that's to much responsibility for an internet jerk who has no social competences like me, so... noo!
I could watch the season again.. yes, but I watched allready the first 13 episodes, what I'm gonna do until autumn when the new season starts?


I could pick up a new hobby.. yes! And that is exactly what I did. Guys what do you do, when you miss surfing, but your not at the sea and there is no snow anymore? right, you look for something similar. 
So I picked up wake boarding. This is a great sport I went with my man Luca and his probably gonna write something about it as well. Honestly we are pretty talented. I don't know how I could live without it, but I'm definitely going to spent more time on this. To prove that we are good, we made a little clip watch me and ma boys on our first time on a wake.

aren't we good?


I would recommend everybody to at least try it, you probably won't be as good as we are, but you will have fun anyway.


Thans for reading keep urban surviving and don't stop to do crap, 'cause you're just once young!


Cheers

2 heads are funnier than 1

Hi sup guys, this is Ardi and welcome to a new episode of Urban Survival.

I got to keep this short 'cause I'm on my way to training.

You've probably already heard that "two heads are smarter than one.."

..I'd like to change this today into "2 heads are funnier than 1".

The sense of my message (yes exceptionally it has one today) I would like to try something new.

I want to give somebody the opportunity to speak to the world (actually to some weird people who have nothing better to do than following my crap). So if you're interested in writing nonsense just let me now and I will pick somebody who can post something for ones.

Rules of engagement:

- Don't write something intelligent or with a higher meaning

- Don't care about grammar

- Be funny

- To have the ideal conditions you have to write only wearing your underwear.

- Write about something people care or laugh about

- Be sarcastic or satiric

and the most important one:

-Don't tell the people your real name (Trust me I know what I'm talking about, after one single post people won't stop to get a piece of you)

This is a good way in making experience in nonsense. If you're crazy than it's the job for you.

Of course I would be your reference in any Job Interviews you will have.

So guys if you want to get this job, write a mail to my special account: a.becini@hotmail.com (I know it's not my real name but if I pass you my account with my real name, you will never let me sleep). Write just something stupid in that mail, not what you want to really post because I think then it's up to you.

Good luck

Cheers

Dear YouTube

Before I start what I was planing to say, I want to thank you, for this way of using world wide web.
I remember, not a long time ago, you were just perfect. I watched clips from all around the world of people, no matter if they were white, black, yellow or orange.
But now it's Facebook who's dominating, why? I don't know!
In my opinion you had a lot more potential but since you became googles bitch you lost you honor.


Before they were real humans who posted clips on you and now they're all companies.
There are no stars anymore to rank this crap, what the hell did you think you're going to reach with those thumbs?
I don't get, you went so good and now before I watch anything I have to see some stupid commercials about pasta? And those google adds? why the f**k do I need it? If I search something I will do it on google and not on youtube.


First I thought, maybe it's only me who is thinking like this, but I'm not, there are a lot more saying the same, so I don't get it. people want the old you because you, acting a bitch, suck.
Please rethink your altitude because it's time to change.


What really breaks my nerves on you is: vevo..
It's a crap. Just trying to commerce clips.
Today I watched Lady Gaga's new song "Judas" (the biggest crap I've ever heard) on the videos you can see how many people already watched this clip. Now it's necessary to mention that this song has been uploaded yesterday and today it got's 620.242 views. I thought it's impossible and as I found the following I realized that it really is, because there was a comment under it rated with 4 thumbs: "Thumbs up if you're the 620.242 viewer"..
Do I need to tell more? it's about 20 minutes ago I started this post (So what? I had to go to toilette) and now I checked it again.. It still got 620.242 views but there are about 47 new comments on it.. so dear youtube either your counter is broken or vevo is lying on us..


It wouldn't surprise me when we have to pay in future for using youtube.. well it's already a bitch so it looks bad..


I know I'm a great critics but now I know that what my grandpa used to say it's true..
"It used to be better"I still hope you change your mind and become the cute little platform I used to like.


Yours faithfully


Rd


Cheers

What happened with "The Experiment"?

It's been about 2 months since I'm back from Australia, of course I miss it but I don't only the sun, sea and parties (it's hard to believe there is something you miss even more..) the most I miss the adventure. Everyday is a gift only waiting to get unwrapped and you as a child in this metaphor can't wait to see what's in it, so everyday you receive something new and the other days are waiting under the christmas tree to get unwrapped another day..


How philosophic...


What I'm trying to say is Switzerland is boring.
There is just nothing to experience, the most interesting is that Alex Frei, captain of the national football team won't be in the team anymore.. Who cares about Swiss football?


In Aussieland I used to post every second day now I don't now what to write about.. Nooo I'm not reaching the limits of my imagination.. there is still a lot! Trust me!!!


Anyway Today I had one of my sentimental moments again so I went through my blog checking some of my 58 Posts (I definitely spent to much time on this). One title caught my eye "The Experiment". My head would explode if I would remember every single post I wrote so I had no Idea what it was about. 
At this time I explained about the little metal pieces you fix on your key bunch and come back straight to your home if you lose it. 


Remember?
No?
Go and check it, I don't have time to explain it to you..!


Anyway I'm wondering what happened with my little key I dropped in the mailbox in Surfers. Did he travel around? If yes, where had he been? Did he see the sea? Did he find his way back home? Wanna hear my opinion? I think the postman looked at it when he found it, didn't know what to do with it and threw it away.
Poor little key.


Next days I will write an e-mail to the concern offering this product and ask them if they found something and why it's  not working though they guarantee the bring-back from Australia.
Of course they will say that I can't prove it.. but I can! If they don't give me my money back I will send this little video to a service rating agency and if they give me my money back I will still pass the video to the rating agency.. just for fun.


I will keep you updated.


Oh by the way, I would like to say happy Bday to my greatest fan Anna! Rock it girl ;)


Cheers

The land of the rising sun

All of you know about what happened in Japan, if not you're probably blind and deaf or you live in cave like Gollum from Lord of the Rings.


The situation is really sad and serious and the most alarming is status of the nuclear power plant. I'm not a scientist, so I don't wanna talk with you about the scenarios let's talk about Japanese.


Japanese people are adorable, nobody hates 'em (except americans) all of them like you and your culture. I mean I live in Switzerland.. there are probably more Japanese here than over there. They like to take pictures with their super high tech apparatus of the old buildings of down town. Japanese stay always in herds, you'll never find a single one, I guess they are used to it staying crowded.


Let's have a look one a usual Japanese, black hair, black eyes (when he's angry he turns blond) this guy, let's call him Taysuke, he's good in Karate because he has to (it's a law in Japan). Taysuke is a nano-chip engineer but in his leisure time he likes to draw and he's really good in it.
This guy is about 49 years old but he doesn't look older than his 17 year old son. Taysuke does everyday his tai chi exercises to stay healthy. he doesn't drive a car because there is no space to park it. Oh almost forgot something, Taysuke can't swim.


This is a usual Japanese.


"But why actually do we like Japanese? What did they do for us?"
This was the question of a friend. I just said: "mate without them I wouldn't be who I am!"
"seriously? why that?"
"Because I grew up with their inventions"
"Which ones?"
"Dragonball Z, Pokemon, Digimon, Yugi-Oh, and Sailer moon" (I know what you think now, but it isn't gay. Yugi-Oh is great :P)


So people if you ever questioned your self why you like them, this is why.
Here some other reasons:


Mitsubishi Evolution
Yamaha
Nintendo
Intel Processors 
Martial Arts
Kick Ass Movies
Samurai and Ninjas
Panasonic
the "One child law"
and last but not least: Sushi!


Cheers

Prime Time

I know what you guys want.
The long-awaited motion picture, for the experiment you already read.


Today everything has been finished. Thx to my man Luca who did the cut and the sound, he's a talent if you need to produce a movie ask him.. of course he will charge you and he's not cheap but you'll get a discount if you mention me.


I don't wanna keep this long, watch the movie, enjoy and shut up.

Fun right? ;)

Cheers

Legen-dady

Dear readers


I know it's been a while since my last post, so today I'd like to tell you whats up.


This week I really started working.. actually I didn't work much yet, but I will.
I'm learning my job and it's more complicated than it sounds.
From this week on I'm a technical supporter, of course this is not a job for ever just until sumer when school starts, but it's a good way to meet people and earn some money.


What kind of supporter you ask? I'll tell you.
I'm one of these guys you talk with when you have problems with digital TV or those crappy media boxes.


It sounds really depressing but I feel pretty comfy 'til now. Before I even started I knew 5 guys working there. During Training I'm with a friend in class and all the other people there are young cool and mostly students.
You earn not bad and you can work there while going to school, this means I still could work after summer. 


But all this stuff is so weird to me.
Imagine sleeping until midday, training and just being lazy turns into waking up early, sitting on a chair all day long.. and WAKING UP EARLY!


But it's cool, it could be worse. I mean I'm having a lot of fun with my friend there, judging on all the people speaking in front and make jokes about them, asking weird things and make everybody laugh.. well.. just as I usually am.


I'm sure all of you guys are just waiting for the application video to watch I've told you about. Unfortunately it's not cut yet, we just didn't have time to cut it, but it's gonna be "legen-dady" (as Barney Stinson said in "How I met your mother" s6 e19).


So be patient guys and you will keep laughing.


Oh by the way, push me luck for having my holiday request accepted.
Some friends are going to spend a week in the italian part of Swiss and they asked me to join them. We did this already once and it was so crazy!
So if I go you will ready a lot of goofy stuff like vomiting contests and Yamakasi try outs.


Allright fockers


Cheers

Shooting Days

Yesterday I started my the application clip for that tv show I told you about.


At this part I would like to say thank you to my crew, Luca the cameraman, Ivan my stunt coordinator and my bro Faton as my makeup artist.


I had really fun yesterday though we had no plan what to do.
Here an advice, If you have to shoot a movie or something like that just start.
The best ideas you'll have during recording and so did we.


We went to a forest to show that I'm familiar with the "wild". It's really difficult to say something when you have no plan, in Oprah's show that was not a problem, because I knew her questions and there were 2 people helping me to form my answers (I felt really dump).
Now imagine my situation in the forest. I'm with my nice coat sitting in mud, it's raining so Luca is trying to cover the camera with his jacket and ivan is watching everything from the background while wearing a cowboy hat.. I had to laugh every time and Luca kept recording while laughing. I had much fun.


Then the stupid idea to jump in the river came over me..
So I went home to get some clothes and towels and went to the river. 
It was really cold, exactly 6.4 degree I thought if it would be a good idea to do this, but it was to late to turn back. Then I discovered I didn't bring my swimwear so I swam with my underwear. People were there watching me, wtf I was doing, I invited them.. strangely nobody came..


how cold it was I can only explain by describe by telling you the size of my balls..
you know those little marbles? yes? know imagine them inside of you body.. weird I know but that's how it was.. almost..


Then I had another scene, jogging wet in underwear then another one in the old town with head ache because of the change of my body temperature..


Today I went to training. We recorded some scenes how I kick some asses and got kicked as well. I had a little sweaty interview after training, just another scene and we can start to cut.
The clip shouldn't be more than 1 minute.. (just the river scene is about 4..).


I think it's gonna be great, it's really funny and if the don't take me, I'm gonna be sad then angry and then I'll send them the bill of my doctor because of my hypothermia (undercooling)
actually I'm over cool.. ;)


anyway I had great fun, I felt like one of these crazy guys who does everything for getting into TV.. Oops I am..


Guys if you have the opportunity to get in a show, don't take it..
It's really tough and you have to be born for it.. so just pass your appearance to me.. I'll make it.


I hope the'll take me, if I'm in tv I'll greet my fans, no, my friends on urban survival!


Cheers

Sleepless experiment

After my experience in TV with Oprah, I'm addicted to be in front of a camera.
So I decided to continue my TV career in Switzerland.


Last week I applied for an experiment of the TV show "Galileo". Every person in a german speaking country knows Galileo, it's kind of an educational spot. They explain stuff nobody need to know but everybody watches it. Today probably kids learn more through it than in school. Anyway they have those experiments and one of them is the sleepless experiment for which I applied for.

Sleepless logo

It's an experiment to reach the limits of a human being by tiring it.
The candidates stay together and try to stay awake as long as possible, getting more tired and mored tired they have to absolve different tests and exercises about concentration, balance and stuff. It's already shown twice and this time the slogan is "Into the wild" well I guess it's just gonna be in a forest, because there is no Jungle in western Europe.. actually nowhere in Europe..


All this stuff I didn't know when I applied.. I didn't know they would really consider to take me..
Damn now I told it.. 


I just send them an e-mail by writing in the same style as in my blog (of course they take me).
Few days later I received an answer. "Vicky" from the show in germany told me she already was my fan and explored it must be the same guy.. well.. the last part is not really true but it would make sense!
She told me I'm in recall! Now they would like to see a little clip of me explaining my self, why I'm the perfect candidate and telling them more about me.
I'm sure they just want to see me because I made them laugh and now they need to know if I look good enough to be in TV.. hello? Ask Oprah!


So why am I the perfect competitor? Well I could tell them about army and that we had to stay awake and concentrated awake for days.. unfortunately I didn't make any survival clip while being in army, but it's true, I swear!


1 minute it's just not enough to tell about me.. this gonna be very hard. But wouldn't it be nice to be shown in TV (again)?


Push me luck!


Cheers

34 (-1)

Imagine the following situation.

It's Friday and you're home alone, you have no idea what to do because your friends can't go out.

You're bored of playing xbox so you decide to watch a movie.

You check your dvd collection but everyone of them you've watched at least twice which is once too many.

You take you MacBook Pro (Yes, I do use MacBook Pro though I hate iPhone) and surf in internet. It's not the same feeling as surfing on a real wave but.. actually you can't even compare. You go one of the websites were you can watch movie through live stream.

There you have the same problem, either you've already watched all the movies or there is no one which raises your interest.

I, as a Movie-maniac, have already watched thousands of movies so I decided to help you guys in this case.

I'd like to present you..

The Movies you must have seen!

- Die Hard 1-4

A lot of action, bullets and blood.. what do you need more?

- Bad Boys

Good actors, nice dialogues action and drugs.

- Grown Ups

Adam Sandler, Kevin James and Chris Rock.. what a combination!

- Wild Things

An absolutely must! Intrigues, Story and Denise Richards kissing another girl in a pool.. everything a movie must have..

- S.W.A.T

Yeah, you know why!

- Saving Private Ryan

A legend of a Movie. Tom Hanks trying to find James Ryan during World War 2

Based on a true Story

- The Fast and the Furious

Fast Cars.. do I need to say more?

- The Gladiator

Russell Crowe in his best work. A commander who became a slave, a slave who became a gladiator, a gladiator who became bigger than the imperator.

- The Pursuit of Happiness

One of my favorite movies, really good job Will.

- Love & Basketball

A sweet story about a girl and boy sharing the same passion and finding love through it.

- Goal

A mexican guy who has one chance. So he goes to Britain to become a football player.

- Facing the Giants

A beautiful plot about the coach of a high school american football team and what you can reach if you only believe.

- Cinderella Man

Inspired by heavyweight champion James Baddock's life story.

- Top Gun

Oldie but Goldie

- Pearl Harbor

2 Friends in Air Force about their friendship during the heaviest strike against USA.

- The Kickboxer

A movie that inspired me into Martial Arts. Jean-Claude van Dame looking for revenge for his brother.

- The Godfather

Italian Mafia and what they really do.

- Scarface

This Movie shows how to become rich..

- Once upon a time in America

4 friends and how they became gangsters and stayed friends.

- Forrest Gump

You can't compare this movie with any other.

- Band of Brothers

It's a long movie (about 20 hours) but it shows how it really was during world war 2.

Every guy should have seen it.

- 7 years in Tibet

Brad Pitt as an Austrian Climber who comes to Tibet and becomes the Consultant of the Dalai Lama.

- Lucky Number Slevin

A smart story with a turning end.

- The Soloist

Jamie Foxx and Robert Downey Jr. in beautiful movie about a homeless talent and his passion for music.

- Batman Beginns

My fav Batman movie. How he became what he is.

- The last Samurai

An American who becomes a Samurai. 

- Rocky I,II,III and IV

Yes, every Rocky movie without the 4th one. 

- P.S I love you

Nice Story about a guy who died but left a couple of letters for his wife trying to help her through this time and finding new love.

- Slumdog Millionaire 

A true story about a guy always lived on the street and how he became a millionaire on a TV game show just to re find his love.

- Ocean's eleven

Daniel Ocean and his eleven rubbing 3 casinos. 

- The sixth sense

Bruce Willis is in his strangest case. A Boy who really can see the dead.

- Brokeback Mountain

A must for everyone who has never heard about it..

- Wall E

My favorite animated movie!

- Full Metal Jacket

It's actually not that good but every one has already seen it.

I'm sure there are a lot more, but honestly I never spent so much time on one post (maybe I would have been faster if I didn't watch a movie while writing..). 34 Ideas should be enough minus one, guess which one..

Anyway If you have an idea about a movie I or anybody else should see, just let me now by commenting.

Cheers

iPhone sucks!

Did you ever had an idea and thought wow, I could start a business with it.
I have this once a week if I would realize everything I would have already become a millionaire.


Few Days ago I had a really good one.


How it came over me, good question.


Being home alone I got hungry but didn't now what to do.
Most of you guys now that I became the new Jamie Oliver during my stay in Australia, but unfortunately only when it's about spaghetti.
No cooking spaghetti is not easy.. I mean yes it is, but you can make it much better and the sauce, how could I forget the sauces, It's really difficult and I was surprised how good I made them.


Anyway being in the kitchen and looking into the kitchen box (Chuchichäschtli) I was staring on a packet of corn starch.
Trying to imagine what do you need this for I came to no conclusion.
The other things I discovered weren't helpful neither.
Than it came over me.
A website, where you can type in the ingredients you have around and gives you a simple recipe which is made out of them.
I even had a name for it: youcook.com


Okay the name is negotiable but the idea is great.
Proud of this idea I wrote it down, with all the details and stuff.
I even wrote what I need to realize it:


80'000 bucks
1 Web publisher
1 Web designer
1 cook
1 lawyer
3 clerks
and 8 member cards for starbuck's


In the evening I even told my friends, first I thought I should keep this as a secret because, someone might steel this idea but then I decided the other way.


Before I told them about the website, I told them the story with the kitchen box, and than he said: "And you want something that tells you what to do with the ingredients you found at home right?"
Wtf? is it written on my forehead or what?


He said, it already exists, it's an iPhone app..


Fuck you iPhone!
Everybody who knows me know that I hate iPhones but now I despise them!
I can't find any stronger word than despise or hate, but if it exists I would ... iPhones!


Once more Apple destroyed a dream of a young ambitious businessman..
hope you're happy..!


Cheers

Alicia Keys is such a hottie

Yesterday it was my really first time in Bern's pubs since I'm back and of course first stop was my MacClarens. It's so different than Australia, I mean there you know everybody you spend the whole night by saying hello to everyone. 

Before entering the Pub I saw her..

No not THE ONE AND ONLY, I saw my ex.

I almost overlooked her, but I thought these big eyes I must know.

Polite as I am I went to here said hi kind of a small talk.. next to here it was a guy talking to some other guys when he looked at me I knew it's her boyfriend and again polite as I am I said hi, he didn't say anything (he's just not polite) most people would feel offended in this kind of situation.. not me! I felt so cheerful! because that means he knows me or he already heard about me and he didn't say hi because he don't like me, which means she told him good things about me or they already fought because of me.. isn't it great?

it's unlikely that me and this guy will get BFF, pity.. =)

Inside, I was full of confidence because of this situation before.

The pub was full, normally I don't care but this eve not.

Because the mystery didn't happen!!!!

You might wonder what mystery I'm talking about.

It's an old mystery.. actually as old as MacClarens itself.

Dozens of scientist tried and failed by exploring the truth and 'til today it remains a secret..

only known as.. the mystery (all the other cool names were already given).

The mystery happens when I and my friends go to MacClarens and no matter how many people there are, we ALWAYS have a table!

In the pub there are about 4 or 5 tables and we got always one..

but as I said, not yesterday..

I met people I haven't seen for a while I just call them Facebook Connections, because they don't know anything about you, the just start to small talk with you because you're friends on Facebook. Like yesterday.. I haven't seen them for a while and they really ask me: "Oh you're so tanned, have you been in holiday?"

...

Yeah.. jerks!

I met another friend I haven't seen for a while he's a kickboxer and he asked me to spare with him. I can't say no to this kind of invitations even if I'm not trained and he is.. like now.

Poor Idiot, he will start army next week.

As I tried to get out I saw about 5 girls around a table staring at me.. around my table.. bitches.

I could hear them guessing "is he italian?", "he looks like" (ok I really hate it when people think I'm italian..) I just said "No". One of them said "Can I ask you something without sounding weird?" (I like these kind of questions which starts like this).

"Sure"

"Do you know what a Spanish-Fuck is?"

"Isn't it this one where the guy has sex with a girls tits?"

"Omg, you really know.. :-O" She seemed surprised..

(Don't ask me where I know this from)

After that we went to a new bar called Aqua 53 or 57 don't know.

It was a tiny one but very cool, cool style, cool sound, cool people. The last one might not be always true because when I went out I heard Erich Hess has been here last week.

Erich Hess is this kind of politician who can dare to act like this only in Switzerland.

A lot of people in Switzerland are very racist and Erich is the big hope of those people, young, ambitious and rude, 'Cause he is trying to get all the strangers out of Switzerland.

I like this guy, I don't like his position in politics but I like his character.. now I don't like his character neither I like.. hmm.. don't know how to express.. I just like him =)

We had this conversation. About if it happens often, that I hear something but don't realize and  a few moments later I say the same thing. Sounds weird but I'm sure all of you know what I'm talking about. We had this example "Alicia Keys is such a hottie" we kept saying this the whole night long even (especially) when it didn't make no sense.

It's strange how often you hear the music of Alicia Keys.

Anyway later we went, to a mexican restaurant to eat nachos and after that we wanted to go clubbing but they didn't let us in, because it was full or it's just for members or I don't know what this bouncer was talking about.

We started this game. Every one says a male italian name and the game ends when somebody don't know any more names.

And then we played it with female names..

You can't imagine how much time we wasted with this.

Conclusion of yesterday:

Was great though we didn't do much, but colder than Australia.

Cheers

Nintendo

If you're young you try to act older and if you're old you regret you can't stay forever young.
This is as normal as fries and ketchup.


But what happens if you act younger but you're already young?


Now that I have enough time I spend a lot of time with thinking what to do.
Most people would sleep longer, I can't I get up at 8.. in fact I fall later again asleep but just because I don't know what to do.


Of course you can go to training, but if you go to training in the morning you have no power for the training in the evening and in my opinion a training without giving your maximum is just exercising for old people.


So what should I do during the day when all my friends are working?
Of course, I have an Xbox 360 but I already know all my games and I quit the internet account just to not get addicted, surprisingly it really works.


My brother bought a new laptop few days ago.
And my other brother is kind of a computer pro, so he installed a program on his laptop called "project 64" which is this old Nintendo 64 for computer.


I am so amused gaming all this old school games =)
4 example "Zelda Ocarina of time" which is just a legend of a game!


But with what I spent hours of gaming is "Pokemon yellow edition" 
From all the colors a rainbow contain it was the yellow one which I preferred.
You know this one where Pikatchu follows you.

Gaming on the new laptop my mom sat next to me, pointing her finger on me, she said, she remembers how I used to play this on my game boy color when I was 12! She hoped I went through this phase and now it seems like I didn't make any progress in growing up.


Sry Mom it's not my fault.. it's Nintendo's ;)


Cheers